Quote Originally Posted by Makeda View Post
Why is it that people who make posts like these always fail to use paragraphs?
Because they're transcribing their real life tirade.

You ever heard one? Like a real one? Like the "I'm not gonna breathe at all as I scream at the top of my lungs for a solid 3mins52secs about everything that's wrong with everything" tirade?

I think OP was going for that and brought up the realism by making no paragraphs.