Would you like an in-game parser?

[Lambdafish]

The competitive aspect is another reason I don't want group parsers in DF honestly. I'm not a competitive person and I don't want my cooperative Expert Roulettes to turn into a competition between the DPS.

I understand where Remus is coming from. The idea is to encourage peoples competitive sides, for those who have them. Give incentive to see higher numbers rather than saying "get to the end at your own pace". If that doesn't interest you then you simply don't have to do it. It's not a competition between DPS (that would be dumb in a dungeon with a MNK and BRD), its a competition between a DPS and his past "high score".