Would you like an in-game parser?

[Remus]

The competitive aspect is another reason I don't want group parsers in DF honestly. I'm not a competitive person and I don't want my cooperative Expert Roulettes to turn into a competition between the DPS.

You don't need to compete. I just gave that as an example of a theory. For some people competitiveness drives them. If you don't care about competing but your DPS is fine nothing to worry about I can understand where you are coming from with your statement though.