Would you like an in-game parser?

[Reynhart]

It's not my problem, but I'm not saying it is either. As has been pointed out numerous times throughout this thread, we do not care about your DPS in a dungeon or other content that doesn't require you to do near optimal DPS. I don't care if you want to rush 4 days when you have a week. I do care if you have 4 days and want to take a week. You keep putting words in pro-parser people's mouths and ignore what they're actually saying.

No, I don't. If I managed to do the content previously, and the corresponding SSS, it means that I can do your week task in a week. If it's a week tast, I don't want you to only give me 4 days to do it.
If content were gated by SSS, then it would be easy to prove that I beat it just by entering, and if you don't see a first time notification, that I already won the content.
So, yes, in that case, I don't want you to bother me with a parser.

Again, we don't prevent you from using your parser for you, you have no authority to enforce that on us.