Granted, you turn into a cross between goblin and an ixali, only there are no masks that will fit to cover your horrendous face :/ You are forced to live in the caves of Thanalan, forever alone.
I wish for my own grand company with the power to defeat the Garlean Empire!
Granted! You have now formed your own grand company with the power to control Dalmud and thus have the power to crush the garlean empire. The Garleans surrender to your impressive might and join under your banners. Congratulations! You now sit on the Garlean throne as the new emperor but everyone hates you and a hundred thousand adventurers are coming for your head! You have become the very thing you set out to destroy!
I wish I had a golden chocobo that could fly!
Wish granted. Unfortunately you fall off your chocobo right after it takes off because you forgot to wear your seatbelt and you never see her again.
I wish for an ultimate materia melder which gives me 100% success rate on all melds.
Granted, however the melder never stops melding and picks materia randomly resulting in your THM gear fully melded with STR materia.
I wish i could be a Blue Mage.
Granted , u thinked that u could be like XI or V Blue mage but the u wake u are called Kimahri Ronso you want to protect Yuna and no ones wants to play with u.
I wish to mount a fart propelled dodo.
Granted! It's morning and the birds are chirping outside. The sun shines through the window, right into your eyes. You wake up, stretch and get out of bed. As you open the doors of your wardrobe and see the collection of gear you've stored in there, you start to think... "It's been a while since I've practiced my magic skills, so i'll be training my Conjury skills for today!". You grab your robe from the wardrobe and get dressed. As you look in the mirror, you see a reflection of you in your newly aquired Blue Linen Robe of the Mind. You think to yourself "Boy, do i look fabulous in blue!" as you walk out your room at the Caline Canopy, on your way to get some Treespeak Guildleve's.
I wish i could catch an Opo-Opo and train it to be my trusty companion in battle.
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You beat an Opo-opo to near death, though decide to spare its life. Offering it respite and succor, it begins to liken itself to your personality and wisdom.I wish i could catch an Opo-Opo and train it to be my trusty companion in battle.
Eventually, you understand each other well enough to train together as sparring partners, and decided after some time to test your mettle in battle against other monsters.
While wandering around the Shroud, you approach a group of Opo Opos who appear to be familiar with your friend, who turns around and joins them in beating you down.
You wake up still in the shroud, with almost all of your inventory taken from you.
Unsure of what happened, you equip yourself with your weathered clothes that you first visited Eorzea with, and walk towards Gridanian boarders. Thus, your adventure begins anew.
I wish I could wear one of the Wood Wailer's masks...
Granted! Just Level up Culinarian and Armorer , use some gold ores on him and mount with him on an airship.Granted! You have now formed your own grand company with the power to control Dalmud and thus have the power to crush the garlean empire. The Garleans surrender to your impressive might and join under your banners. Congratulations! You now sit on the Garlean throne as the new emperor but everyone hates you and a hundred thousand adventurers are coming for your head! You have become the very thing you set out to destroy!
I wish I had a golden chocobo that could fly!
I wish that dalamud is where all /snowball from last winter are stored claiming vengeance!
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