FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[TigleUpendi]

Granted but they all are moogle exclusive kupo and the great moogle king stands over your bed each night watching you and kupoing till you offer them back at a moogle shrine.

I wish I was a moogle Kupo!

[Crysten]

Granted but they all are moogle exclusive kupo and the great moogle king stands over your bed each night watching you and kupoing till you offer them back at a moogle shrine.

I wish I was a moogle Kupo!

Granted, only now you live in Thornmarch with the sole purpose of being beaten up for your Mogstaff.

I wish that all Bards
Instead of singing for me
Would buff in haikus.

[Renshi]

Granted, only now you live in Thornmarch with the sole purpose of being beaten up for your Mogstaff.

I wish that all Bards
Instead of singing for me
Would buff in haikus.

I shall hereby grant your wish, but be afraid, as the magic song will disappear, and will leave you nothing but words, rendering your life monotone and colorless, not able to listen to any song during your adventure.

I wish my Chocobo would transform in an Axe, so to bring justice with his feathery and fiery might!

[Deifact]

I shall hereby grant your wish, but be afraid, as the magic song will disappear, and will leave you nothing but words, rendering your life monotone and colorless, not able to listen to any song during your adventure.

I wish my Chocobo would transform in an Axe, so to bring justice with his feathery and fiery might!

Wish granted! But oh no! your axe now poops little chocobo poops that fly in your face with every swing :-(

Despite your misfortune, I wish me and the Ixali could have a bonfire and cook marshmellows together!

[Fadigre]

Wish granted! But oh no! your axe now poops little chocobo poops that fly in your face with every swing :-(

Despite your misfortune, I wish me and the Ixali could have a bonfire and cook marshmellows together!

Granted - however you soon regret your wish after being skewered through your inner thighs on the end of a large spit. Panicking, you take in your surroundings to make sense of what's happening.
You spy two big balls of white fluff on either side of the crude skewer keeping you fixed in place.

Oh no! You're cooking marshmallows over a bonfire with an Ixali and you're the main course! Bon bon appetit!

I wish for my burly Chocobo, Darwin to find romance in a charming choco-lady ~ <3

[Delsus]

Wish granted! But oh no! your axe now poops little chocobo poops that fly in your face with every swing :-(

Despite your misfortune, I wish me and the Ixali could have a bonfire and cook marshmellows together!

Granted, but the Ixali decide to throw you on the bonfire to see what all those magiked prisms you got from Hyrsmill do in the fire at once.

I wish I could ride Odin's horse Sleipnir, insted of my Goobbue.

[VagrantRisk]

I wish I had ifrits bow!

[Lollerblades]

Granted - Unfortunatly due to mechanical issues it blows up in your face and leaves you sad and broken as it lies in tiny pieces around your feet... Epic fail

Wish - I'd like to have Earl Grey in the peaceful throngs of Gridinia with the GM team ~

[Matsume]

Granted - however you soon regret your wish after being skewered through your inner thighs on the end of a large spit. Panicking, you take in your surroundings to make sense of what's happening.
You spy two big balls of white fluff on either side of the crude skewer keeping you fixed in place.

Oh no! You're cooking marshmallows over a bonfire with an Ixali and you're the main course! Bon bon appetit!

I wish for my burly Chocobo, Darwin to find romance in a charming choco-lady ~ <3

OMG THOSE AREN4T MARSHMALLOWS!!! THEY'RE SNURBLES!!

[Odek]

Granted - Unfortunatly due to mechanical issues it blows up in your face and leaves you sad and broken as it lies in tiny pieces around your feet... Epic fail

Wish - I'd like to have Earl Grey in the peaceful throngs of Gridinia with the GM team ~

Granted! But as you sit, sipping your tea, the sky turns dark, and the air cold... All of a gateway to the interdimensional rift opens, and you are whisked away to the eternal struggle of dissidia. Now you're cursed to battle for eternity, and never remember that quite afternoon of tea and friendly chat with the GMs!

I wish that I could serve my lord and master - Good King Moggle Mog XII and look after his Kupo nuts while he squashes adventurers!