Quote Originally Posted by Shika View Post
I wish to join the Garlean Empire and crush all that stand in my way!!
Granted - Only not in the way you hoped. Instead you are forced to crush all insects that stand in your way with nothing but your bare feet and then serve the mashed insects as a tasty treat to the Empire's pet Giant Crab which senses the smell of crushed insects on your feet and slices them off in one clamp of its claw.

I wish I had a weapon in the shape of a giant swordfish.