FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Gildrein]

This is the thread to post your entry for the FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest.

Please first refer to the FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest official rules and guidelines. Once you have read and agreed to all of the official details, you can enter the contest by posting your entries as a reply to this thread.

To get an idea of how to enter please read the following example:

• Player 1: I wish I could finally defeat Ifrit.
  
• Player 2: Granted. You defeat Ifrit. But in that very moment you pass out out of excitement and when you wake up you don‘t remember the fight anymore at all.

  I wish I had my own Chocobo

• Player 3: Granted. You get your own Chocobo but it is so lazy you end up being faster by foot.

  I wish...

• Player 4: [...]

*Please only reply to this post in English.


A total of 6 winners will be selected, the top entry for both, the best wish and the best way of granting one in each language thread (EN, FR and DE), so for entries in French and German, links are here

• French
  
  
• German

[Sasunaich]

I wish I could defeat Garuda!

[Eruantien]

I wish I could defeat Garuda!

Granted but as the DoT effect killed Garuda you die at the exact same time so no real victory can be claimed.

I wish I could commodere my very own airship

[Seirra_Lanzce]

Granted but as the DoT effect killed Garuda you die at the exact same time so no real victory can be claimed.

I wish I could commodere my very own airship

Granted but as you fly out on your first flight, the engine broke and you fell down into Mor Dhona's Silvertear Lake.

I wish to be the richest miqo'te in the whole Eorzea!

[Neridine]

Granted but as you fly out on your first flight, the engine broke and you fell down into Mor Dhona's Silvertear Lake.

I wish to be the richest miqo'te in the whole Eorzea!

Granted, but as you were browsing the market wards you accidently purchased a piece of rock salt for all your gil and now the richest person is Eorzea is a Lalafell with a wily laugh. O~hohohoho!

I wish that I could craft a Mammet to be my friend.

[Danny]

Granted, but as you were browsing the market wards you accidently purchased a piece of rock salt for all your gil and now the richest person is Eorzea is a Lalafell with a wily laugh. O~hohohoho!

I wish that I could craft a Mammet to be my friend.

Granted, but as a summoner, your Carbuncle is jealous that you play with the Mammet more and Carbuncle hides it from your view!

I wish that I could be a summoner.

[Tiyamel]

Granted - The Community Reps laugh them selves silly as you discard all your Unique/Untradeable items accidently leaning on keyboard while watching tv.

I wish i could tame a drake for my dragoon

[Black-Cat]

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Alkar]

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry

I wish I could be a Moogle!

[Matsume]

Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry

I wish I could be a Moogle!

Granted, unfortuneately you did not wish to speak the moogle language as well. Thus you are unable to comprehend the moogles but can still speak your native tongue which forces you to communicate with Eorzeans. This is why some Eorzeans think they can speak to moogles, when in reality they are speaking to Eorzeans-turned-to moogles. The Eorzeans also think you are insane because you attempt to tell them you wished to become a moogle. This leads to your innevitable issolation. But at least you have wings and can fly.

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!