Quote Originally Posted by Odek View Post
I wish that I could serve my lord and master - Good King Moggle Mog XII and look after his Kupo nuts while he squashes adventurers!
Granted... but The Twelve do not look upon this servitude to Good King Moggle Mog XII in kindness, and as fitting punishment they turn you into a Marmot. With your transformation and sudden addiction to Kupo Nuts you decide to betray your master and steal the King's stash, scurrying off into The Black Shroud. Alas, after a few days you are eaten by a slathering Malboro called Cassie....

I wish to join the Garlean Empire and crush all that stand in my way!!