FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Diabolik]

Granted! But then one day one person really close to you will just wish that you stop to grant wishes and you gonna lose your fame :P

I wish i could stop to waste time speaking with Louisoix after each Garuda kill !!!!

[raiji]

Granted! But the now lonly and bored Louisoix has to much time and figures out how to seal all primea, putting an end to your victories over them all toghter and becomes the hero of erozea in your stead!

I wish I could raise my fallen foes so they be thankfull and join my cause!

[neminis]

Granted! Sadly your raise skill wasn't exactly high enough so you only brought them back as zombies and they turned against you! *BRAINS!*

Wish i could make Prishe appear and save eorzea!

[Fadigre]

Granted! Sadly your raise skill wasn't exactly high enough so you only brought them back as zombies and they turned against you! *BRAINS!*

Wish i could make Prishe appear and save eorzea!

Grated - Prishe appears and proceeds to save Eorzea from the impending crisis with...
Low low prices!
Down at Prishe’s Eorzean discount emporium you can always find a bargain, be it [Breads and Rice] or a new heavy duty rising hammer! Whatever your needs, Prishe has got it at the right price!
Buy, sell, trade your way through modern Eorzean society the way it was supposed to be done!
Don’t hesitate, drop in today and save yourself a killing!

Me? Well... I wish for a new king-sized bed to rest my exhausted body and soul – and maybe a charming Miqo’s, too ~

[Kirol]

Me? Well... I wish for a new king-sized bed to rest my exhausted body and soul – and maybe a charming Miqo’s, too ~

Your Wish is Granted.
Your king sized bed is made of gravel and brimstone! Just what you need for a good night's sleep.
Along with your bed, you get a rather charming Miqo'te who has heard about all of your adventures!
... Except she's a Manthra!

I wish Yoshi P was in command of FFXIV from the start... Alpha/Beta were terrible!

[Suburp]

Me? Well... I wish for a new king-sized bed to rest my exhausted body and soul – and maybe a charming Miqo’s, too ~

Granted! Ul'dahn loan sharks offer to help you buy the biggest, most extravagant bed in the land, and it isn't long before you lure a young and innocent Mi'qote in "trying" it (it IS a one-of-a-kind bed after all). All is well for a time, but soon you realize you failed to read the teeny-tiny lines on the loan contract, and you find yourself utterly ruined through outrageous interest rate. You are woken up one morning by two enormous Roegayn who procede to throw you out of the superbed and take it to be brought to auctions.
It just so happens that a dodo flu is raging in town at this time (god I hate those disgusting birds), so attendance at the auction house is exceptionnaly low. That male Elezen you hate (you know the man, we all have one), who is always super-handsome and immune to disease (of course, duh), walks by and buys the bed for 100 gil, before taking off with the Mi'qote who implores you not to hate her, but you know that bed is UNIQUE for the Twelve's sake.

Sigh... I wish I could be more optimistic in my story-telling.

[Chimaira]

Granted! your Story-Telling is awesome.. but your culinary Recipes are not, you should work better on them or no one will last enough to listen your story anymore!....

i wish to have some pet jobs!

[Socks]

Granted! You wake up one morning to find yourself dressed in Summoners attire; a ravishing bikini, cape and ofcourse a lovely horn to stick on your head. However, to your peril you realise the only pet you are able to summon is a human baby. Pretty useless in the land of Eorzea, but it does have a somewhat painful bite...

I wish for an in-game walking stick, my lalafell is not as young as she used to be.

[Haseomisaki]

Granted! I wish for an in-game walking stick, my lalafell is not as young as she used to be.

Granted - However when you use it the stick does as its name suggests and walks off leaving you falling face first in Aldgoat dung.

I wish for a wish that will wish for wishes that wish wishes would be wishfully good.

[Stephen]

Granted - However when you use it the stick does as its name suggests and walks off leaving you falling face first in Aldgoat dung.

I wish for a wish that will wish for wishes that wish wishes would be wishfully good.

Granted! - All the wishes that were wished by the wish that wished all wishes be wishfully good have resulted in the mother of all wishes which will win this competition;

I wish for an amusement park à la; The Golden Saucer/Serendipity to be introduced to Final Fantasy XIV with; realtime player controlled Chocobo Racing, a battle arena with appearances of previous FF bad guys and NMs, gambling for Gil and a new card collecting/battling game (ingame not like FFXI please).