FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[psykhaotic]

Granted! - All the wishes that were wished by the wish that wished all wishes be wishfully good have resulted in the mother of all wishes which will win this competition;

I wish for an amusement park à la; The Golden Saucer/Serendipity to be introduced to Final Fantasy XIV with; realtime player controlled Chocobo Racing, a battle arena with appearances of previous FF bad guys and NMs, gambling for Gil and a new card collecting/battling game (ingame not like FFXI please).

Granted! The amusement park becomes the most popular place ever, and adventurers spend all their waking hours there. With nobody to defend Eorzea, the Garleans invade, pillage, and loot, and find the game-addicted adventurers softened, drinking energy drinks for meals, smelling like a concoction of stale sweat and moldy pizza, and wearing soiled diapers.

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell ever!

[Onizuka]

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell ever!

Granted. You become taller than a Great Buffalo. And therefore you also become the biggest potential meal course ever.

I wish the three-headed monkey would go away from my Armoire...

[SilverDjinn]

Granted - but your 3 headed monkey demands 50 banana's every 1hr to feed its 3 stomachs causing you to leave the country just to have a rest

I wish I was a Puppet Master job class in Final Fantasy XIV please

[Tanthalas]

Granted but as all the children start to gather for a punch and judie show a tiny mandragora from the world of Vana'diel jumps you and runs away with your puppets.

I wish i could get married in game

[Uazet]

Granted but as all the children start to gather for a punch and judie show a tiny mandragora from the world of Vana'diel jumps you and runs away with your puppets.

I wish i could get married in game

Granted but as time passes you realise that married life is not what you expected. Stressed from overworking in a dead-end job trying to support a wife with a shopping addiction and drinking problem, paying off credit card bills and trying to cope with your manic-depressive and over-demanding wife, you realise (whilst cleaning up after her again) that you were better off single. You dust off your sword and shield and steal off into the night never to be seen or heard from again...

I wish I could have a bubblegum flavoured cornetto ice-cream!

[Buttons]

Granted! But just as you are about to eat your wonderful bubblegum flavoured cornetto ice-cream, a group of little Lalafell playing tag run by and knock into your shins. Your ice-cream cone falls to the dusty cobblestones of Uldah, never to be enjoyed and appreciated.

I wish I could have a little pet Apkallu that follows me around on my Lalafell adventures.

[Kirol]

I wish I could have a little pet Apkallu that follows me around on my Lalafell adventures.

Wish Granted! However, Seeing as they are naturally aggressive your Level 1 Apkallu follows you only because it wants to kill you. Despite it not being able to defeat you as CNJ Lv 50, it's beak is still pretty sharp. So, it pecks and pecks at you all the while on your Lalafell adventures! Moreover, its sleep-inflicting weaponskill frequently makes people think you suffer from Narcolepsy.
Unable to bring yourself to end its life, you suffer eternal hell at the hands of your pet.

I wish that the guild buildings for unused classes (such as the one next to the pugilist's guild, the one in limsa near the docks, and of course the musketeer's guild for example) were in fact in use! Moreover, I would like for at least one of them to be a summoning class!

[Drazzan]

I wish that the guild buildings for unused classes (such as the one next to the pugilist's guild, the one in limsa near the docks, and of course the musketeer's guild for example) were in fact in use! Moreover, I would like for at least one of them to be a summoning class!

Wish Granted! However, they have always been in use. Rukkirri, Camate, Bayohne are the leaders of the relative guilds as well as other hidden guilds containing classes such as; Coeurl, Snurble and Marlboro. How do you not know this?! Bayohne hinted at it himself. To unlock these you must publicly declare your Character's love for the three reps.

I wish that we could select the Community Reps to be our Guardian's. I'm sure I'm the only person in Eorzea with Byregot, the Builder as his Guardian of the Twelve.

[LeslieS]

Wish Granted! However, they have always been in use. Rukkirri, Camate, Bayohne are the leaders of the relative guilds as well as other hidden guilds containing classes such as; Coeurl, Snurble and Marlboro. How do you not know this?! Bayohne hinted at it himself. To unlock these you must publicly declare your Character's love for the three reps.

I wish that we could select the Community Reps to be our Guardian's. I'm sure I'm the only person in Eorzea with Byregot, the Builder as his Guardian of the Twelve.

Drazzan YOUR ONE WISH IS GRANTED..... {An error has occurred on your wish... Error Code 30002}

I wish one day i'd be able to use my PLD outside of town.. just one day..

[Kirol]

PS, Buttons, I remember you from Caitsith! I remember you knew http://di-san.deviantart.com/ That person! Long long time no see! >:3