Quote Originally Posted by Midare View Post
So... I decided to check this thread because I was told about this item by a friend and honestly, it annoyed me. Frankly, that's not an easy thing to do with housing items of all things but, alas, here I am, checking all the responses and I stumble upon this "gem":



Oh, sure, as if I came in knowing lalafell players were constantly bullied for wanting to play a short race. But sorry, I guess I'm the problem because I decided to stick to my choice in race.
I swear, when I started, my options were miqo'te female, au ra female and lalafell female. Sure, I can't even imagine of going into venues because many have a "No Lalas" rule, but at least I'm glad I dodged the bullet of picking any of the other two.
But hey, what do I know, players like these one or the ones that constantly infantilize us know better... after all we don't see lalafell fighting in battlefields, leading armies, entire nations or being ruthless mercantilists. Eorzea, what a world, where even toddlers can be in charge, and still be unable to walk into a nightclub... and that is somehow the fault of the lalafells /s

TL;DR: The chair it's a tasteless joke... and considering that very dumb things can make me laugh should be telling. Rethink the name/description of this item, and if you want to add lalafell sized furniture, follow the example of the humble lalafellin stepping stool.
Imagine, if you would, someone being dumbfounded that their lalafell isn't being allowed into a bar venue. Not even one of a billion brothels, but a bar. Everyone there is going to end up with the mental picture of the little guy taking a swig. There are people out there who have chosen to play a toddler-adjacent character, and wanted to get their sippy on because they don't see the issue. There are also people out there that pick the toddler-adjacent character to go to the same bar with hopes of ERPing. Might even be with another toddler-adjacent character. How do you tell in advance which is which?