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  1. 08-29-2018 05:46 PM #31
    giwaman
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    What do you call a dead party of lalas?
    - Baby wipes.
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  2. 08-29-2018 05:54 PM #32
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    Why don't Summoners and Scholars have a ranged physical attack?
    - Because it's a Judge's job to throw the book at people.
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    White Mage ~ Scholar ~ Paladin
    Quote Originally Posted by Spiroglyph View Post
    Boi if you got kicked for the same thing in over 20 duties I strongly suggest you think hard on whatever the hell it is you're doing

    As I'm sure you are well aware, it takes more than one person to be able to kick a player from a duty, so in all those instances there were at least two people agreeing they'd be better off without you tanking.
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  3. 08-29-2018 05:57 PM #33
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    Oh, I know the ultimate FFXIV joke:

    The Fashion Report
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  4. 08-29-2018 07:16 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aster_E View Post
    Oh, I know the ultimate FFXIV joke:

    The Fashion Report
    You wrote "Eureka" wrong ^^.
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    - Queen of Heal 2022 -
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    Damit du als Queen of heal natürlich deine königlichen Wünsche erfüllt bekommst. ♥
    Quote Originally Posted by Dicentis View Post
    Ich finde es eh schon krank, dass du Paules Zitat ungefragt verwendest und ich weiß, dass du nie eine Erlaubnis dafür bekommen hast!
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  5. 08-29-2018 08:38 PM #35
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    I don't mind the Lalafells, but I'm always worried about tripping over one.

    What is the more lethal weak points of a DRG ?
    an AOE Indicator

    The true master of Dark Knight is.... Batman !

    What do you call an army of White Mage ?
    A Cane Festival (Cannes Film Festival)
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  6. 08-29-2018 09:34 PM #36
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    Why did the chocobos cross the road?


    Because the jokes were better on the other side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rein_eon_Osborne View Post
    Healing DRK is literally... the same since ShB. The reason why people think it's a meme to heal nowadays because DRK receives very little to no buff to their sustainability vs 3 other tanks getting something useful. If you're capable of healing DRK back in ShB (or any tanks), then you'll heal EW DRK just fine.
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  7. 09-02-2018 01:27 AM #37
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    How do you drown a dragoon?
    You put an AOE circle at the bottom of the lake.

    What berry you wouldn't want to find in a bush?
    A Tonberry.
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  8. 09-02-2018 04:01 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caitlyn View Post
    You wrote "Eureka" wrong ^^.
    See, Eureka isn't so much a joke as it's a blatant insult of our time, money, energy, and patience.
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  9. 09-02-2018 06:13 AM #39
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    What do you call a lalafell smoking pot?
    Baked potato
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  10. 09-02-2018 12:02 PM #40
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    A lalafell walks into a bar..... a culinarian throws him into a cooking pot
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