FFXIV Jokes

[ApolloGenX]

[Lunalepsy]

This game is too flashy!

[TheMightyMollusk]

Just leveled machinist, saw this, choked laughing at the timing.

[Anhra]

-What does the Crystal Tower and Shiva have in Common?
>Bone Dragon.

-How do you call a psychic Lalafell that is wanted by the Cityguard?
>a small medium at large.

[NegativeS]

Why didn't anyone like Xande's ideas?

He didn't have Allag to stand on!

[Avalionis]

i heard there's a Loporit who's a huge fan of the Mandalorian. apparently his name is "Thisistheway". (yeah, that sounded funnier in my head, but if it made someone laugh, then i've done my job.)

[Mightion]

I once walked into the Forgotten Knight with a pickaxe in my hand....

....and found out they don't serve miners.

(Yes, one of my first posts a few years ago was the same joke. I still make myself chuckle at it )

[Remish]

My friend asked me to make them an item. Problem is, the only recipe I know how to Kraft is Mac & cheese

[Avalionis]

saw one from a meme of the Zalera FB page.

what do you call a fake Lalafel?

an imitator.

but honestly though? if i get a group and someone cracks a bad pun, i'll crack one as well. i enjoy a good laugh as it can make the experience more pleasant IMO.

don't wanna double post, so i'll just edit this one.

what do you call a Sahagan in a suit?

Sofishticated.