Would you like an in-game parser?

[Launched]

I dunno the idea that someone is monitoring my game play constantly whether they comment on it or not just makes me feel uncomfortable and it would distract from my enjoyment of the game.

Plenty of people can tell when you're playing incorrectly, even without a parser. I'm watching everyone in the party anyway, a parser would just let me say "You're doing 500 dps less than you should be in that gear, let me help you improve", and I'd have proof so they can't say "I'm playing my job correctly".