Would you like an in-game parser?

[Seraphix2407]

Sigh, I was talking about the math. takes 30 seconds to calculate.

Tell me how much you do on a dummy for 3min. Show me the parser on your Ps4. Please do

[mandodo69]

Tell me how much you do on a dummy for 3min. Show me the parser on your Ps4. Please do

Currently on PC as it's the better platform.

[Seraphix2407]

Currently on PC as it's the better platform.

Just show me. You Said you have one, show me. I dont believe you till you prove it and if you cant, means you make up things. Like other anti parsers in here. Proof please.

[mandodo69]

Just show me. You Said you have one, show me. I dont believe you till you prove it and if you cant, means you make up things. Like other anti parsers in here. Proof please.

Hell no!!

First, proof i stated I cleared Alex savage and Cob savage first.

Tit for tat dude. this don't just go one way.

[Seraphix2407]

Hell no!!

First, proof i stated I cleared Alex savage and Cob savage first.

Tit for tat dude. this don't just go one way.

We talked Alex savage, you say you cleared Alex. So yes it looks like you mean savage. You honestly have no clue what you talk about. First of all you dont say you beat Alex middle of Alex savage talk. That one is on you. Second you never beat thordan or sephirot. Those are midicore content. Third, you wont show me because you have nothing to show. Last, you probably Said Alex to make us think you beat savage but got rekt people found out you lied. Same about your fantasy parser on PS.

[mandodo69]

We talked Alex savage, you say you cleared Alex. So yes it looks like you mean savage. You honestly have no clue what you talk about. First of all you dont say you beat Alex middle of Alex savage talk. That one is on you. Second you never beat thordan or sephirot. Those are midicore content. Third, you wont show me because you have nothing to show. Last, you probably Said Alex to make us think you beat savage but got rekt people found out you lied. Same about your fantasy parser on PS.

OHHH, I see, you ASSUMED. You made an ASS out of U and ME. Good one !!

[mandodo69]

Would ya look at that !!

[Seraphix2407]

Would ya look at that !!

So, where is your DPS aka damage per second info. Crit,misses etc you can calculate in 30sec.

[Dement]

OHHH, I see, you ASSUMED. You made an ASS out of U and ME. Good one !!

Everyone assumed you meant Alexander Savage since the alternative is that you actually turned the conversation into: "in higher raids, you need to learn to optimize DPS in order to meet the DPS checks" to which you replied with "Well I cleared Alexander (Normal) so your argument is dumb". We assumed you meant Savage to give you the benefit of the doubt that you knew how to actually maintain a conversation and a discussion of relevant topics. Obviously we were mistaken.

Also, that's not a parser and it doesn't show you DPS. Once again, that's your damage. But using the handy dandy tools you have shown us, your DPS must be about 3800 right? I mean, we take your 3 highest attacks, round them and average them to come up with impossible DPS amounts. Am I doing it right? Anyway! Good news! At sustained 3800 DPS, you're the best DRG in the game. Congratulations. Now you should be able to get into groups to get those Final Coil, Alexander Savage, and Extreme trial clears! Just be sure to keep in mind when you're talking to the clear groups that that's your DPS but not per second.

[WeekendSoja]

Woot! I love this new calculation, hereafter known as ADDATHH (abbreviation looks awesome btw! "Average Damage Done According to Three Highest Hits")

My current ADDATHH is 5771! Monk on top of the world!!!