The Real Problem with Parsers

[Aiselia]

Okay, clearly parsers are going to turn everybody into an elitist zombie tunnel visioning numbers.

That seems like an awfully big exaggeration to make. You should avoid making bad arguments like that.

How are you going to prevent one person in the group, when you have no metric, no idea who it is, to stop wasting other players' time? How are you going to enforce that every person does their part in fights required by the game itself? Suggestions are welcomed.

In content where it matters, like raids and such? With parsers. Which is why I support them. Which I said in the post you quoted.