Yoshi-P lied

[AwesomeJr44]

Was there even a Story?

So basically:

Cat girl wants to unlock dimensional teleport so she opens a portal to the evil dimension where Exdeath's black friend is waiting with his four kids. We beat up his first two kids and recruit DeviantArt OC to help us using the magic of friendship. DeviantArt OC then becomes nice after eating a biscuit and helps us beat up Exdeath's black friend's other two kids. As we beat up the last kid, he says "haha I blew up your portal xdd lmao" and then dies. Exdeath's black friend is then waiting on the moon to engage us in a 1v1 duel for reasons of unspecified origin.

Meanwhile in the god dimension, 12 gods are standing in a circle waiting for some schmuck to show up and fight them as they've somehow caught the battle addict virus from the blonde reaper prince before he turned into a dragozord. The hobo heroes ask why said gods wanna fight so bad and get "lol lmao xdd, figure it out yourself kekw" as an answer. Thus the warrior of cringe and his buddies begin to lay the smackdown on Thor, Sailor Moon, a guy with multiple personality disorder, and the rest of them.

Finally, in the distant past, Chain-not-saw Man is angy at his dad, the Bread, for being a poo poo head, but Bread tells him to get over himself. As it turns out, Bread once nuked his wife for the crime of being cringe, and ascended to such a level of based that he tore the cringe from his body, becoming the Chadbread, but unfortunately creating a separate being of pure cringe. The Cringe Lord then takes Chadbread's three closest friends and infects them with the cringe. Thus, Chain-not-saw Man, Chadbread, Not-Elidibus, and the warrior of cringe must defeat the Cringe Lord and his minions to save everyone from something of unspecified details. Once they do, Cringe Lord's cringe palace appears in the modern day, and the warrior of cringe will probably 1v1 Chain-not-saw Man's mom as she does something.

That's basically it. Basically.

[Absurdity]

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As cringe as this summary is, at least it made me chuckle once, which is more than can be said about Hildibrand since HW or the MSQ's comedy skits.

There's so many huh takes in this...

PvP had more people trying it but it's missing critical features that will let it sustain. Like queuing with friends. Not to mention the netcode issue I mentioned above.

The MSQ dungeons are more boring then ever. Comparing them to trials is a laugh. Two pulls, door, two pulls, boss with two mechanics at best that you can often just stand in with no consequences.

The last BLU update was 5.4 and it can't do current expansion anything.

Criteron dugeons have no replayablitiy at all.

With all that plus some other things like the joke relic weapons, I fail to see how quality has increased.

They spent all of their quality budget on that bread animation in the 6.3 MSQ. I'm not even being sarcastic, custom animations take a long time to make. Why they would spend that much effort on some bread that you see once for like a minute is an entirely different question however.

The dungeon one is comical though, comparing the absolute snoozefest that is dungeon bosses to trials is a hot take if I've ever seen one. It makes normal mode trials sound a lot worse than they actually are.

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So basically:

Cat girl wants to unlock dimensional teleport so she opens a portal to the evil dimension where Exdeath's black friend is waiting with his four kids. We beat up his first two kids and recruit DeviantArt OC to help us using the magic of friendship. DeviantArt OC then becomes nice after eating a biscuit and helps us beat up Exdeath's black friend's other two kids. As we beat up the last kid, he says "haha I blew up your portal xdd lmao" and then dies. Exdeath's black friend is then waiting on the moon to engage us in a 1v1 duel for reasons of unspecified origin.

Meanwhile in the god dimension, 12 gods are standing in a circle waiting for some schmuck to show up and fight them as they've somehow caught the battle addict virus from the blonde reaper prince before he turned into a dragozord. The hobo heroes ask why said gods wanna fight so bad and get "lol lmao xdd, figure it out yourself kekw" as an answer. Thus the warrior of cringe and his buddies begin to lay the smackdown on Thor, Sailor Moon, a guy with multiple personality disorder, and the rest of them.

Finally, in the distant past, Chain-not-saw Man is angy at his dad, the Bread, for being a poo poo head, but Bread tells him to get over himself. As it turns out, Bread once nuked his wife for the crime of being cringe, and ascended to such a level of based that he tore the cringe from his body, becoming the Chadbread, but unfortunately creating a separate being of pure cringe. The Cringe Lord then takes Chadbread's three closest friends and infects them with the cringe. Thus, Chain-not-saw Man, Chadbread, Not-Elidibus, and the warrior of cringe must defeat the Cringe Lord and his minions to save everyone from something of unspecified details. Once they do, Cringe Lord's cringe palace appears in the modern day, and the warrior of cringe will probably 1v1 Chain-not-saw Man's mom as she does something.

That's basically it. Basically.

Best summary ever!