Inappropriate EN Localization Valentione Quest Text

[Kazhar]

Also btw before we start pulling witch hunts at the localization team can somebody who knows japanese translate what the original script for that line was?

The FR localization is usually close to JP and the wood innuendos are completely absent from it.
But it's a series of puns which only really work in English, wood doesn't have the same connotation in French.
I think the NA localization just saw the opportunity and rolled with it instead of trying to manoeuver around it.