Would this compromise for positionals work?

[Satarn]

And this is what I was trying to prove with this topic. If it was about positionals and positionals ONLY, having a speed boost would be very nice for monk and still lead to some big brain plays without costing dps, but letting skill still shine.

"Ah-hah! You don't see this worthless "reward" that I've offered you as valuable - clearly you only care about increasing your parse and looking down on other people! This is the proof, I was right all along! Ahahahah!"

Like, first of all, not a good look that you would make a thread specifically to "trap" people.
Second - it proves nothing, you've clearly made the thread with a conclusion already in mind and anything that could be said would "prove you right" due to your confirmation bias.
Third - if you and other anti-positional people only care about fun and not "the parse" then why was it such a problem that you did a bit less damage when not performing positionals? This is the proof - clearly you only care about increasing your parse and not feeling inferior to people who can be assed to do positionals!