Sylphies have the same two or three arguments that get rebutted over and over and over and over again, but here we are 8 years later with "I pLaY A HeALeR To heAL" and "HeALErS ShoULd heAL ONLy" and "DoWNtiME Is SomEThInG OnLY pInK PaRSErS haVE".

If you don't have so much downtime in at least dungeon-level content and below that you're bored with spamming one button over and over again, it's because you're either awful at healing or you're so unlucky that you've managed a broken-geared tank in every single roulette.