My first impression is that Eureka is trash.

I logged into it once, and never went back. What's the point?

I don't care about glam.

I don't care about the relic, especially when tied to this abhorrent grind.

Model recycling and copy-pasted assets are everywhere. Way to put me to sleep.

Don't get me started on the elevator music.

Eureka is empty content. Carrot on a stick taken to the extreme. People are conflating the ends with the means, leading them to run around confused about why they are unsatisfied.