DPS corner of Shame

[Azurr]

Monk derps:
I tend to forget fists of fire a lot. Also I thought that snap punch got replaced by newer moves so for a year I didnt have it on my hotbar. I also didnt know about greased lightning for about that long too, and I tried to macro the monk combos...I noticed that didn't work too well and wondered why.

Snowcloak (as a monk again):
I go to cast my lb and a split second later the aoes point at me. My healer friend points out that I am gonna die and gets one-shotted. two kills in one xD

Ifrit ex (as a dragoon, first few runs):
I dps nails far away from the tank I am chained to and wonder why I keep dying xD

T9 (dragoon):
Getting killed by ravensbeak aoe three times in one run ;-;

Ampdapor HM (tonight as a monk):
Boss was at its last hp, it trapped our blm in the pudding thing. I decided to use the lb on the boss rather than free the blm. but for some reason it got interrupted and the blm died and I stood there for a few seconds as the win screen popped up. Blm said he wasnt even mad because it was so silly xD I groveled and quickly escaped but found out I got 3 commendations for my derp.

[Shurrikhan]

The feeling when you'd rather take 5 seconds longer for your Ninjutsu to cool-down than show that you bunny'ed because you attacked too soon into the Ninjutsu cast animation and clipped it.

Also: Coming out of a lag spike to repelling shot off a nearby bomb mid-landslide to avoid being knocked off. Spend so long in awe of this fact that another bomb blows you up.

[Buff_Archer]

I have my Summon macros as /ac Summon into an /obey with a delay with another /obey if I hard-cast it. Whenever I am resummoning my Egi while simaltaenously trying to focus target the boss, I forget about the macro and my Egi decides to give the boss a warm hug.

Unexpected pulls are soooo killer. \o/

I've got a trick that should work for you, try changing the macro to use:

/pac Obey <me>

They made an update to Obey and Sic awhile ago where the target can be either an enemy or self... so if you set to self via <me> you'll be sure not to pull by mistake.

[ruskie]

I'm not sure if it has been patched since whatever time last year, but I found that repelling shot with your back to the ledge on Titan didn't cause you to fall, but sort of "warp" a fair distance away along the arena.

If I do that(and have a tried intentionally when wipping) it warps me to the floor. Literaly start animation top, end at bottom. Really wish there wasn't a death zone down there... would like to walk around...

[Joeymtl]

T12, MNK, wanted to target a big benu for shoulder tackle, targeted Phoenix instead...

[Maero]

I remember my Relic run for drg, in Titan i elusive jumped off the platform.... oh good times

[Syfer22]

Yesterday I joined a Titan EX farm party, only to find that even when I got out of the AoE, I'd still get hit by it.

Suffice it to say that was a very humiliating run and my name is probably blacklisted for all farm parties on my server. Womp womp.

[NintenPyjak64]

Queued T5 in DF with 2 friends (to get one of their clears) I'm explaining how we'll be doing conflags and stuff, overall making myself look like I know the entire fight like the back of my hand. We get to Twisters phase... I forget about the Dreadknight and get targetted first. The dread only takes 2 steps before I'm dead...

Needless to say my face was in my palms until I heard myself get raised

[Parawill]

I've got a trick that should work for you, try changing the macro to use:

/pac Obey <me>

They made an update to Obey and Sic awhile ago where the target can be either an enemy or self... so if you set to self via <me> you'll be sure not to pull by mistake.

Oh! Thank you.

I've adopted to Focus Targeting before I summon now, but at times where I forget, this will help plenty. Thanks again ^_^

[CGMidlander]

T12, MNK, wanted to target a big benu for shoulder tackle, targeted Phoenix instead...

lol I've been there too xD