DPS corner of Shame

[Mykaelus]

"Be careful not to fall here," I say as I auto-run off the cliff in Dzemael Darkhold.

[Jimoori]

Alexander 1, fist of the father...

I was on Oppressor, and it was at 2% or so, 0.5 maybe had 3%. Someone said something about LB, so my idiot self decided to LB 3 the Oppressor. Needless to say we instantly wiped.

[Solljak]

I Smoke screened a tank,

I also Shade Walker'd the healer.. Should probably split them up on my hotbar...

[MusicGamer]

I remember the first time I fought Bismarck. I hadn't really levelled any other classes and I was still working my way through the story of 3.0, so of course I was a Bard. I go to kill one of the adds, and seeing as I was trying to work Repelling Shot into my rotation, I figured I'd use it on an add.

Here's the problem: I didn't know that you could fall off the sides in the Bismarck fight at the time.

Which basically meant I Repelling Shot myself to my own death

And this is not the first time I've done this.

[ProvidenceBreaker]

I'm guilty of using assassinate at the worst possible times and playing chicken with enemy telegraphs while casting on my BLM. I'm very cautious in real life, but tend to live on the edge in-game.

[Yunnae]

We were doing A1S faust with my static... I was super motivated, I wanted to kick all ninja's ass in FFlogs for faust.

I've received balance and spear from our AST ! I've missed NOTHING, I've done everything right. Feeling a lot of pride, waiting for someone to tell me the dps I hear

Static : "Yunaae, you've fucked up bad here ! "

Me : "WHAT ? How ! I didn't miss a thing, wtf ! What's my dps ?"

Static : "It's around 1100ish"

Me : "You're kidding me"

And there it is... Checking what could have I done wrong... AND I didn't have poisons up.

Yes - I'm a ninja. (Or wanna be according to my static! )

[Mercutial]

Oh... I got another one. T9. After the golems drop, I usually run to center, pop QS and unleash hell on green. I go to center so I can rotate the camera and move from golem to golem quickly. One time (while on auto-pilot I like to think) I ran straight to center before the drops. Ate all three in an epic display of stupidity. My FC could have sworn I was trying to be billy bad-arse by popping manawall and trying to survive. I was not.

I'm now known as The King of the Meteors in some circles.

[Stupiduglytaru]

Titan ex as blm, just screwing around pew pewing jumping and dodging everything. Hit sprint by mistake jumped and just missed the edge splat. Ok guys ill stand still :x

[Zamii]

Think my best so far is back when titan ex was still somewhat new, our white mage ended up dead and as a summoner my first instinct was to rez him, in doing so i managed to forget the landslide coming right after, in which i got hit mid rez, and by the time the rez actually hit him i was already off the edge, so when he accepted he dropped right down with me, never to be rezzed again! lol.

another good one i have is from a whm in my static when we were farming T9, he wanted to try fluid aura on the golems as an interupt, he decided to use it on the last golem which was blue at the time, to interupt magnetisim, except he was a bit late and ended up finishing the cast after the knockback, sucking us all so close to the wall we all had a mild heart attack.