DPS corner of Shame

[Arkenne]

Welcome, my fellow DPS, to the DPS corner of Shame.

Have you ever, as a NIN, felt the need to Goad that one BRD or WAR in a speed run to support the AoEing and accidentally threw it in the WHM?

Have you ever clicked Jump right when an AoE pops under your feet leading to your head piercing through the floor as if you were Hildy's apprentice?

Have you ever Repelled Arrow the sh!t out of Titan's arse and realized it was so hard you fell out of bounds?

Come and share your derpy moments of shame as a DPS where YOU were that guy valiantly tanking the floor, because someone has to do that one dirty job, and know that...

You aren't alone.

[Mercutial]

I won't lie.... once in a blue moon I'll flare with transpose still far into CD and just sit there twiddling my thumbs and pretending to be busy until I have enough mana to cast a Blizz1. Don't ask me how it happens, but once in a while I derp heavily on my rotation and this is the result.

Had the misfortune of performing this Mother of All BLM Derps during the add phase of T13 and it made me want to crawl under a box and die.

[Arkenne]

I won't lie.... once in a blue moon I'll flare with transpose still far into CD and just sit there twiddling my thumbs and pretending to be busy until I have enough mana to cast a Blizz1. Don't ask me how it happens, but once in a while I derp heavily on my rotation and this is the result.

Had the misfortune of performing this Mother of All BLM Derps during the add phase of T13 and it made me want to crawl under a box and die.

Oh hoooh, yea I've done that one, you aren't alone, my friend.

BLM suffers the Mudra lag on this too, if you have a 300+ ping you could go Flare -> Transpose but Transpose registers first, so you go F3 -> Transpose to U1 -> Flare in U1 -> Move to F3 with 0mp. The pains and wonders of lag =-=

I've also gone and fumbled Convert (when was going to Flare) -> Swiftcast (when was Convert) -> Transpose (cuz I got confused) -> Flare (cuz I finally reacted) orz

[Edellis]

I won't lie.... once in a blue moon I'll flare with transpose still far into CD and just sit there twiddling my thumbs and pretending to be busy until I have enough mana to cast a Blizz1. Don't ask me how it happens, but once in a while I derp heavily on my rotation and this is the result.

By far, BLM transpose/flare derps are the most painful. You cannot do anything, your MP bar is an empty marker of failure your whole party can see, and it takes forever to fix. God forbid you have no ether and are stuck in Astral. You'd be better off just dying.

[SunnyHirose]

Double monk T12. Killed a Bennu, "targeted" the next one, both of us Shoulder Tackled over to Phoenix at the same time.

By far, BLM transpose/flare derps are the most painful. You cannot do anything, your MP bar is an empty marker of failure your whole party can see, and it takes forever to fix. God forbid you have no ether and are stuck in Astral. You'd be better off just dying.

"yo, get outta melee range!"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO ;_;" *boop*

[pandabearcat]

Double monk T12. Killed a Bennu, "targeted" the next one, both of us Shoulder Tackled over to Phoenix at the same time.

"yo, get outta melee range!"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO ;_;" *boop*

All casters always in melee range! (unless excessive cleaves/void zones limit dps).

[creamcaramello]

Thousand Maws of Toto-Rak, my fifth dungeon ever (I'm a dungeon, party and FF14 noob). I didn't know about LBs nor did I realize that I was suppose to put the icon on my hotbar. Safe to say, people were telling me to LB but I had no idea where to find it. Luckily, we won the final boss fight (but everyone was nearly dying). ( /)A(\)

I was soo mortified by what had happened. After the battle, I spent the whole week reading about the game mechanics and all that I need to know about dungeons and parties in FF14.

[Dalok]

I won't lie.... once in a blue moon I'll flare with transpose still far into CD and just sit there twiddling my thumbs and pretending to be busy until I have enough mana to cast a Blizz1. Don't ask me how it happens, but once in a while I derp heavily on my rotation and this is the result.

Had the misfortune of performing this Mother of All BLM Derps during the add phase of T13 and it made me want to crawl under a box and die.

I've also done this... the shame is real! D:

[HBLR]

Haha, i just started to lvl my blm 57 now. not really font of it but i want all the magic classes up. I find myself in this situation from time to time.
Mid fight "Guys, someone at the door BRB"

[iLyrica-sama]

I won't lie.... once in a blue moon I'll flare with transpose still far into CD and just sit there twiddling my thumbs and pretending to be busy until I have enough mana to cast a Blizz1. Don't ask me how it happens, but once in a while I derp heavily on my rotation and this is the result.

You're not alone! I've done this a couple of times! Lesson learned: don't play when you're half asleep! xD