DPS corner of Shame

[Marxam]

I was dpsing in a T10 farm and realized I was a Warrior.

[Parawill]

I have my Summon macros as /ac Summon into an /obey with a delay with another /obey if I hard-cast it. Whenever I am resummoning my Egi while simaltaenously trying to focus target the boss, I forget about the macro and my Egi decides to give the boss a warm hug.

Unexpected pulls are soooo killer. \o/

[ruskie]

Hmmm never repeled off of titan - though at one point landede right on the edge... that was a heart attack moment if any. The rest was the usual t5 and t9 walls...

Ow I'm here to soak fbs... repel shot into wall... erm... upsie... T9... ahh golem... grab... repel into the wall...

And the usual blm rotation derps that happen...

[Saseal]

I had "face target when using skills" turned off for WHMing T5 to help an FC Mate clear (to keep myself from spinning... since I've cure spin-ran into the death wall trying to dodge a divebomb, before *hides face in shame as "Haha nice one, Saseal" is heard over TS...*).
I then switched to MNK to DF into T7. Every time I switched to ADDs or switched back to the boss, my character would stand around looking like a derp, while I'm increasingly panic-slapping the rotation buttons (and having to constantly re-position myself), wondering why I'm not doing anything --- looking like an idiot in the mean time. My character would just dance about, studying this lamia thing in front of him.

Then I remembered, after a wipe, that I'd forgotten to turn the 'Face target' option back on :| *hopes no one noticed in the chaos...*

[Cidel]

Hmmm never repeled off of titan - though at one point landede right on the edge... that was a heart attack moment if any.

I'm not sure if it has been patched since whatever time last year, but I found that repelling shot with your back to the ledge on Titan didn't cause you to fall, but sort of "warp" a fair distance away along the arena.

[AskaRay]

I had just learned Foe Requiem and was at Whitebrim where that fate with all the tons of Ice Sprites popped. I'm thinking "Oh cool I now have a job skill that isn't just relevant when in a party since it's a big AOE debuff that will cause all these sprites to take even more damage from the casters in this fate, even if they aren't in a party with me."

If you can't guess what happened, I'd suggest trying it as soon as you have Bard & Foe Requiem unlocked just to see what a magical experience it is.

All bards need to do this at least once. (I've also done something similar of course.)
So much fun!

[Ronove]

I have my Summon macros as /ac Summon into an /obey with a delay with another /obey if I hard-cast it. Whenever I am resummoning my Egi while simaltaenously trying to focus target the boss, I forget about the macro and my Egi decides to give the boss a warm hug.

Unexpected pulls are soooo killer. \o/

Oh, Garuda Egi? Where are you... OH NO COME BACK HERE!!

Needless to say I've unmacroed that and just bashed it into my brain "remember to hit obey after you summon!"

[Saseal]

landede right on the edge... that was a heart attack moment if any. The rest was the usual t5 and t9 walls...

Wasn't a DPS derp moment, but I've had something similar (heart attack + landing on the edge + death walls) in T5 while I was still in the learning process.
I got divebombed out of the pit, stopped to heal myself and one other that got slingshot out to the middle of the floor.... got marked for divebomb soon after and didn't move fast enough. I got slingshot BACK into the pit, and slid to a stop just before the death wall, with the rest of the group. o_o Heart attack + Couldn't do that again even if I tried. "Saseal, we'll need heals for the sna-Oh... okay, well, that works" *Pretends it was all on purpose... after reviving self from the heart attack* I-I got dis.... o_x

DPS derp.....
Sigh. I was on DRG and Jump'ed a LadyCandle (I believe it was?) in the last boss of Haukke NM while it had already started to explode.
'nough said. -_-;
Worst. Decision. Ever.
*Sends self to the corner*

[OlyverW]

DPS derp..... DRG and Jumping

Did this once with CoD I evaded the feint particle beam cast but I decided to jump before it hit um ya much pain ensued....

Another I was on my NIN in Ex roulette got KotL the tank quit at Middy the new tank comes in when it comes to goad I goaded the SMN instead of the tank becuase I forgot to /psort and the smn was where the tank usually is (the healer was also replaced earlier to) on the list ooops /shrug

[File2ish]

Was doing Shiva HM in rpulette on my alt's DRG after rearranging my crossbars. Hit Elusive jump by accident instead of blood for blood. Put me into the edge and i got iced gaoled haha.

Got 3 commendations for that at least LOL.