DPS corner of Shame

[Buff_Archer]

I had just learned Foe Requiem and was at Whitebrim where that fate with all the tons of Ice Sprites popped. I'm thinking "Oh cool I now have a job skill that isn't just relevant when in a party since it's a big AOE debuff that will cause all these sprites to take even more damage from the casters in this fate, even if they aren't in a party with me."

If you can't guess what happened, I'd suggest trying it as soon as you have Bard & Foe Requiem unlocked just to see what a magical experience it is.

[KikoriL]

Just had a fun one as MNK.

Snowcloak for a Zodiac drop + light farm.
First leg: I forgot I'd swapped my Twin Snakes and True Strike for convenience in low-level FATEs, so here I am running it and wondering why stacks aren't showing right, why my "Twin snakes" and "True Strike" are hitting so low.
Second leg: I get a 90k during the Yeti fight... but probably saved a ton of time on it by saving my Steel Peak to stun the ogre trying to Elbow Drop two full grown snowballs!
Third leg: While trying to position myself for a shoulder tackle after Lunar Cry finishes casting, I'm about a body width too far to the side. And I end up in range to get the ice shard explosion.

Yet I still got my fang drop. Do poorly, get rewarded?

[Arkenne]

*disaster* Yet I still got my fang drop. Do poorly, get rewarded?

Most of the Zodiac drops I got for my Zeta were from very messy runs...
RNG seems to love those who suffer...

[AskaRay]

I had just learned Foe Requiem and was at Whitebrim where that fate with all the tons of Ice Sprites popped. I'm thinking "Oh cool I now have a job skill that isn't just relevant when in a party since it's a big AOE debuff that will cause all these sprites to take even more damage from the casters in this fate, even if they aren't in a party with me."

If you can't guess what happened, I'd suggest trying it as soon as you have Bard & Foe Requiem unlocked just to see what a magical experience it is.

All bards need to do this at least once. (I've also done something similar of course.)
So much fun!

[Scorpius]

I had just learned Foe Requiem and was at Whitebrim where that fate with all the tons of Ice Sprites popped. I'm thinking "Oh cool I now have a job skill that isn't just relevant when in a party since it's a big AOE debuff that will cause all these sprites to take even more damage from the casters in this fate, even if they aren't in a party with me."

If you can't guess what happened, I'd suggest trying it as soon as you have Bard & Foe Requiem unlocked just to see what a magical experience it is.

Ahh, the memories.... 1st time trying to solo spiritbond at Urth's Fount.... Fun times...

[Bloody]

Farming Titan for a pony (still haven't gotten it) and heart phase happens, we break the first Gaol and then I Spineshatter Dive to finish off the last 5% of the heart...... right as Upheaval finishes casting and sends me careening off the side. A Derpgoon moment straight out of the textbook.

[Marxam]

I was dpsing in a T10 farm and realized I was a Warrior.

[Parawill]

I have my Summon macros as /ac Summon into an /obey with a delay with another /obey if I hard-cast it. Whenever I am resummoning my Egi while simaltaenously trying to focus target the boss, I forget about the macro and my Egi decides to give the boss a warm hug.

Unexpected pulls are soooo killer. \o/

[Ronove]

I have my Summon macros as /ac Summon into an /obey with a delay with another /obey if I hard-cast it. Whenever I am resummoning my Egi while simaltaenously trying to focus target the boss, I forget about the macro and my Egi decides to give the boss a warm hug.

Unexpected pulls are soooo killer. \o/

Oh, Garuda Egi? Where are you... OH NO COME BACK HERE!!

Needless to say I've unmacroed that and just bashed it into my brain "remember to hit obey after you summon!"

[Buff_Archer]

I have my Summon macros as /ac Summon into an /obey with a delay with another /obey if I hard-cast it. Whenever I am resummoning my Egi while simaltaenously trying to focus target the boss, I forget about the macro and my Egi decides to give the boss a warm hug.

Unexpected pulls are soooo killer. \o/

I've got a trick that should work for you, try changing the macro to use:

/pac Obey <me>

They made an update to Obey and Sic awhile ago where the target can be either an enemy or self... so if you set to self via <me> you'll be sure not to pull by mistake.