Miniguide to Autotranslate: Usage and potential pitfalls

[Sylkis]

{That's too bad.} -> {残念です。} -> Son, I am disappoint.

The thing to take away is that they can only be used in the way that the devs expect you to use it.
How the English should read depends on the context. How they read now is an ok approximation.

The one I quoted is wrong, it's more like you feel sorry for someone because they lost or missed something

Chewing the fat is just slang for "hanging out and talking"
essentially

sort of outdated slang, though. Honestly hadn't heard it in forever till I found it in the autotranslate dictionary....

It's sad to see that the JP counterpart is actually normal.
{I seem to have misplaced my keyboard} is I'm not using a keyboard and {we're chewing the fat} is we are just talking. Or something like that.