That or hire Sakurai to do it.
Oh god, don't even joke like that. We'll be up every night at 12am not sleeping for work, eyes glued to the monitor as we F5 desperately, waiting for the next job announcement or zone reveal only to get...the controller layout. Japan Time was a marked event in neckbeard history, but it must stay there.

Anyhow, lots of cautiously skeptical people in this thread. I like that, it's certainly a more refreshing taste than the blind optimism I've been seeing. I just try to tell myself it's a simple matter of the people who were around for FFXI and its marketing campaigns and the people who just know about FF from the older single player titles. I mean, FFXIV already kinda suffers from "Flood of information" and inherited "We apologize for the inconvenience" from XI...it's not a good thing.

I'm keeping expectations low, as should all of you. Win/win situation, really.