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whats funny is itd take longer for groups of 8 to static get that
but theyd be happy with it(cuz they arent smart enough to actualy think about the numbers involved)

Considering it's a random number generator, you can't really determine how long it could take any particular group. If someone fell on the wrong side of the 50% chance often enough, it could take months and months.

With everyone getting 1 X each time, it may end up slower but it would consistent. Something XIV sorely lacks.
In any case, they aren't going to change it so this argument is moot. My sympathies OP, and the best of luck to you