Thanks for your satire.

The sad thing is a few of these things could actually happen the way things have been going.

I hope they remember that one of the issues in 1.0 was that "no matter how much you cast spells, you never run out of MP". We aren't quite at the point where you never run out of MP, especially if you need to rez, but it's something that could happen with the sort of changes that have been made the last few years.