Yoshi-P lied

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So basically:

Cat girl wants to unlock dimensional teleport so she opens a portal to the evil dimension where Exdeath's black friend is waiting with his four kids. We beat up his first two kids and recruit DeviantArt OC to help us using the magic of friendship. DeviantArt OC then becomes nice after eating a biscuit and helps us beat up Exdeath's black friend's other two kids. As we beat up the last kid, he says "haha I blew up your portal xdd lmao" and then dies. Exdeath's black friend is then waiting on the moon to engage us in a 1v1 duel for reasons of unspecified origin.

Meanwhile in the god dimension, 12 gods are standing in a circle waiting for some schmuck to show up and fight them as they've somehow caught the battle addict virus from the blonde reaper prince before he turned into a dragozord. The hobo heroes ask why said gods wanna fight so bad and get "lol lmao xdd, figure it out yourself kekw" as an answer. Thus the warrior of cringe and his buddies begin to lay the smackdown on Thor, Sailor Moon, a guy with multiple personality disorder, and the rest of them.

Finally, in the distant past, Chain-not-saw Man is angy at his dad, the Bread, for being a poo poo head, but Bread tells him to get over himself. As it turns out, Bread once nuked his wife for the crime of being cringe, and ascended to such a level of based that he tore the cringe from his body, becoming the Chadbread, but unfortunately creating a separate being of pure cringe. The Cringe Lord then takes Chadbread's three closest friends and infects them with the cringe. Thus, Chain-not-saw Man, Chadbread, Not-Elidibus, and the warrior of cringe must defeat the Cringe Lord and his minions to save everyone from something of unspecified details. Once they do, Cringe Lord's cringe palace appears in the modern day, and the warrior of cringe will probably 1v1 Chain-not-saw Man's mom as she does something.

That's basically it. Basically.

Best summary ever!

[VentVanitas]

Knew I was gonna have a use for this image one day

[True-to-Caesar]

Woah woah hold up here. How is taking dumps on lalafells similar to something IRL? Got something you want to tell us?

Not really, if you have femroes I’m in though.

But it’d be funny to take dumps on these lil devils yea.
100% immersive lul

[TaleraRistain]

It can be good or bad depending on how a plot is handled, or if the payoff was worth it in the end. At this point, all we can really do is wait for the payoff, because they haven't been giving us much to go on in the most recent MSQ patches.

I kinda like that. I can't really tell what's going to happen and it's rather exciting.

I just hope that we get to visit the "new world" across the Indigo Blue like Emet-Selch foreshadowed and get a chance to expand on Blue Mage lore + skills.

YES

[Selsix]

This is a lie. Post patch content never really took "a week or two" especially in patches that didn't include the raid tier. At best you might get a day or two worth of content, and that's very gracious. If you took any longer than that, you just weren't playing the game as often, period.
Been playing since ARR and this has pretty much been the consistent content feed since at least SB in a similar time table.

It's not a lie at all because relics used to take that long.

[VictorTheed]

The bad thing about taking a good long break like I want, I'm talking about not coming back till like 2 months before 7.0 drops is I'd lose my house & God knows how hard those are to get.

I ain't paying a sub just to keep a house on a game so I can log in once a month cause I'm taking a break.

If your burnt out then eventually you'll burn yourself out so bad to where u don't care bout losing the house, but it is something to consider.

[TaleraRistain]

It's not a lie at all because relics used to take that long.

Some steps did because they were artificially limited. But I recall some steps as the anima steps came out that people had done day one and sometimes for more than one weapon if it was something they could just grind over and over.

[SannaR]

Yeah but does this game really need a graphic update? Because I feel that it should not be on the top of their priority list of things that need to be completed where there other systems in the game that either need a revamp or just need gutted and redesign for the modern day.

Yes and no? There are things that really need it like the shadows could be a bit smoother. The grass could also use a bit of Zhuzhing. When ARR came out it had to run on PS3 graphics capabilities. It's just the first thing they decided to do on their list of things to do to make the game hopefully last another decade. The ARR races are starting to show their age and a lot in the community have been asking for an upgrade for years. And if what they showed us during that live letter that gave us a sneak peek of where they are for the upgrade then I'll take it. I mean sure XIV isn't as bad as XI is but this game hasn't also been put out to the pasture so to speak.

[SannaR]

Some steps did because they were artificially limited. But I recall some steps as the anima steps came out that people had done day one and sometimes for more than one weapon if it was something they could just grind over and over.

Man I remember when some fates tied to the ARR books would take forever to spawn. Like Giant Seps or Tower of Power. Course this was before we learned that zones could only have X amount of fates up at the same time. Even after we learned that they still made them appear more frequently. Course you're talking probably more about the maps part. I'm glad we don't have to track down a crafter that could craft you the Dispelling Arrow anymore.

[Cach]

It's not a lie at all because relics used to take that long.

I actually got 2 relics during SB and 3 during ShB without really planning on it, I just enjoyed the content gameplay loop. Can't say the same about current content.

Yoshi must be a genius, he actually has hardcore defenders defending the concept of... NOT PLAYING. It's all so bizarre, man.

Sometimes I wonder if dropping subs and providing content as piecemeal DLC like TESO does would be a better value for the money.