I'm saying that because I think it's important to distinguish between people who might just be bad, but are at least trying to play the game, and those who just want a free ride or act like asshats, due to the direction the conversation went. Sure, it could help in those situations where someone's being a leech, but those situations are the exception, not the norm.
Do I think people are going to get screamed at in dungeons about their low DPS? Sure, it could happen once in a blue moon, just like the /r Tales of Duty Finder posts are really deviant from the standard. What I realistically think would happen if an official parser were added to all content is... nothing. There might be more comments on personal DPS or praising about someone skyrocketing the charts, but this community in general is so against saying anything that might potentially get them reported that I don't think much would actually happen.
I personally don't care if parsing tools are added to the game or not, if I need to parse, I have access to ACT if I want it/people who use it. My whole issue with this entire conversation has been anti-parse people coming in and saying this game would just turn into the toxic cesspool that is WoW, including all these situations of people constantly being kicked or yelled at because of DPS which... isn't even remotely true, or claiming that the ToS is suddenly going to not protect people from harassment.
The only decent arguments against an in-game parser that have been brought up in this topic are it's completely unnecessary in low-end content because as you've said you can literally faceroll the keyboard and beat it, it's technically unnecessary in high end content because people manage to clear without it, and because YoshiP doesn't want to add it. That's it. Anything about elitism or harassment is just doomsdaying or projecting or using the boogieman that is WoW (it really lives rent free in some 14 players' heads, just like Firemage and a couple posters here LOL).
Glad you enjoy bringing yourself down to his level, man. :/
Don't make assumptions about everyone, this just comes across as a "GOTCHA" attempt. I'm always down to help people when they're willing to try/learn. AFAIK Bobby also isn't referring to these people when talking about toxic players, but I could be wrong I'm not them.