That Which He Does Not Play

[Minifie]

Can confirm.
I tried unsubbing once, almost got my balls tazed and I dont even own balls .

Nobody truely owns balls; the balls own us, and to sate them I must pay a sub for something I legitimately hate. Yoshi said he’d glue more balls to me and taze them to if I don’t pay and praise the chosen One.

Help me kids think I’m a pinball machine.