Crazy Personal Headcanons

[Alleluia]

At the end of the day, we are all just some flamboyant sprites branch, er, or sapling? Yeah, we are saplings, they are the branch.

Also, the fact that we can't call her and get that super cute cutscene whenever we want should be a warcrime. D:<

I would honestly love to be able to just put "Feo Ul" in say chat in any area and trigger a small cutscene where she shows up for a quick bit of stock dialogue, then leaves. Any area. Middle La Noscea, Praetorium, The Burn. Everywhere.

[Vyrerus]

So my Sarg FC leader's husband turns to her and says, "You ever think about how the Ascians don't have shadows because they lost their Sun?"

Head canon accepted!

[Ceridwenae]

So my Sarg FC leader's husband turns to her and says, "You ever think about how the Ascians don't have shadows because they lost their Sun?"

Head canon accepted!

That's quite beautiful. I love it.

[Recon1o6]

here's a fun headcanon: the epic of alexander is actually canon in another timeline. One where alex in one of his time loops was in a bit of a bad mood or the wol was not as much of a goody two shoes as they usually are

[Iscah]

here's a fun headcanon: the epic of alexander is actually canon in another timeline. One where alex in one of his time loops was in a bit of a bad mood or the wol was not as much of a goody two shoes as they usually are

You might get a complete timeline divergence like Shadowbringers' "bad future" but for a stable time loop story like the original Alexander, there isn't anything that happens in "one of the time loops" and not others. Nothing repeats, it just takes a convoluted path that may run through the same section of time twice – but that doesn't mean that time is repeating over and over for the characters. They just experience it once as their younger self and once as their older self.

Edit to add: By my theorising at least, deliberately changing an event that your younger self experienced (in a way that they see something other than what you remember seeing when you were in that position) is how you end up destabilising the timeline and creating a split.

[Elladie]

I have a very great many of these....

The WoL isn't fond of most of the Scions. She bites her lip and doesn't argue with them; she just storms off to her free company afterwards and does character assassinations on them. Metaphorical eviscerations. And her free company friends all agree and say things like 'what did the Scions ever do for us/Ul'dah/freedom?' etc.

Haurchefant and Carvellain set up a smuggling organisation whereby Carvellain brings back fermented dzo milk from the Steppes, Haurchefant gets it to Dragonhead where his people bury it in casks in the snow. The remaining liquid, now wildly alcoholic, is then bottled and sold for vast sums to Ishgardian nobles. Haurchefant gives the money made to the poor of the Brume and also to the Haillenarte family though they don't know where it comes from.

The WoL dislikes G'raha Tia and has done so since she first met him, when he thought it was funny to try and send her on a wild dodo chase all around Eorzea. When she arrived on the First, she knew it was him straight away - she is far from stupid - and ripped him a new one for his bungled summoning etc. This is why he always acts so sheepish around her; he knows she's only just restraining herself from thumping him.

Haurchefant is a shard of Hythlodaeus. They clearly share the same impish sense of humour

The WoL does not trust Hydaelyn in the slightest and hasn't done so since the Antitower

I have many more, but that will do for now!

[Illmaeran]

'what did the Scions ever do for us/Ul'dah/freedom?' etc.

Aside from the aqueducts, roads, sanitation, irrigation, medicine, education, wine, and public baths?

[Vyrerus]

Aside from the aqueducts, roads, sanitation, irrigation, medicine, education, wine, and public baths?

{That's interesting.}

[Iscah]

Aside from the aqueducts, roads, sanitation, irrigation, medicine, education, wine, and public baths?

They... saved the world?

[Vyrerus]

They... saved the world?

That's more like it!

Also I think he was referencing Monty Python(Life of Brian), but it fell flat imo!