Crazy Personal Headcanons

[Matthew21]

I got a new one. In my head, one of the things Ryne did when we were traveling around was look after our Wolf Pup minion. She calls him Cosgrove, and is secretly heartbroken at him leaving with us.

[Tensaihime]

This one’s not as relevant now due to what we saw in late ShB, but I just worked up the guts to finally share it:

Of all the new faces and new business Ishgard has welcomed since the war’s end, East Aldenard is not one. One reason for this is a curious and persistent rumor that they have been and continue to be involved with important officials in the Garlean war machine; while no one can say for sure whence this rumor originates, having a brother with gossip as one of his hobbies has its advantages.

[SwordswornFox]

We never actually go into Aurum Vale, we hallucinate the entire thing due to the pollution of so many Malboro's Bad Breaths.

[Zohar_Lahar]

YorHa: Dark Apocalypse raid was the unintended result of the Warrior of Darkness's stray thoughts of their adventures (plus possible brain damage) in Norvrandt while operating creation magic with Eden's aether streams, the raid "plot" being a heavily distorted caricature of Shadowbringers story on LSD. 2P/Red Girl/False Idol represents the Sin Eaters and Ascians. 2B & 9S are the Scions and Crystal Exarch. And Her Inflouresence is an imagining of the WoD's Lightwarden form bringing the Light to Amaurot.

[Vyrerus]

The Warrior of Light actually knows a ton of incredibly proficient adventurers that have no interest in associating with the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, if they can help it. They mostly help the WoL out with side dungeons and 24 mans.

Some of them are drinking buddies.

Others are crafting buddies.

Others are battle buddies.

They trade their services for in roads with the powerful officials/organizations that the WoL is treasured by, like being able to get direct commissions from the Ironworks or free gourmet food at The Bismarck.

[Alleluia]

The Warrior of Light actually knows a ton of incredibly proficient adventurers that have no interest in associating with the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, if they can help it. They mostly help the WoL out with side dungeons and 24 mans.

Some of them are drinking buddies.

Others are crafting buddies.

Others are battle buddies.

They trade their services for in roads with the powerful officials/organizations that the WoL is treasured by, like being able to get direct commissions from the Ironworks or free gourmet food at The Bismarck.

Mmmm... Free gourmet food...

[Neoyoshi]

When my retainers bring back items from the First, it's actually Feo Ul giving it to them to troll me by making me wonder how they got it. Iyami knows what's actually going on, but plays along anyway to keep her volatile pixie friend happy.

At the end of the day, we are all just some flamboyant sprites branch, er, or sapling? Yeah, we are saplings, they are the branch.

Also, the fact that we can't call her and get that super cute cutscene whenever we want should be a warcrime. D:<

[Tensaihime]

The Warrior of Light actually knows a ton of incredibly proficient adventurers that have no interest in associating with the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, if they can help it. They mostly help the WoL out with side dungeons and 24 mans.

Some of them are drinking buddies.

Others are crafting buddies.

Others are battle buddies.

They trade their services for in roads with the powerful officials/organizations that the WoL is treasured by, like being able to get direct commissions from the Ironworks or free gourmet food at The Bismarck.

Having a crafting buddy slaps. 10/10 would recommend

And Rhalgr... er, Hydaelyn... uh... Midgardsormr knows the WoL could use some drinking buddies!

[RyuDragnier]

Malboro breath hits Miqote and Hrothgar harder due to their sensitive noses, and can easily cause nausea, dizziness, and even fainting just from near one. Both races have to stuff/cover their noses just to make the scent as bearable as it is for the other races (which is still pretty bad).

[HiraishinNoJutsu]

The reason some spirits have such an easy time channeling themselves into the WoL and why you are noted to bear a striking resemblance to them like Tenzen, Haldrath, and A-Towa-Cant is because those were all source shards of Azem from days gone by