Crazy Personal Headcanons

[Alicat]

Mine is really silly but
Estinien can’t read and it’s Alphinaud’s personal mission to teach him to read. That’s really it tho I also have another tiny head cannon that Estinien joined the scions as he was scared of Tataru. That’s it just dumb and silly.

[Wyrmlimion]

Not really headcanon, but more how our story will end(if it ever does)
At some point we will become Azem and travel back in time.
We will then meet Venat and she takes us under her wing to become the Azem of the ancient past.

Full circle.

[Cleretic]

A joke conversation with a friend suddenly sprung up into a genuine headcanon about the language of the Mandragoras:

They're speaking in Playstation face buttons, because they actually mean what those symbols were originally supposed to mean. The entire Mandragora language is based on permutations and interactions between the concepts of 'yes' (Circle), 'no' (X), 'here' (Square, which was supposed to be 'map' or 'menu') and 'there' (Triangle, originally meant to be 'where you're looking').

The reason we can't understand it even with the Echo is because it's so unlike our own concepts of language that we can't even wrap our head around what we're hearing.

[Brandr]

My crazy head cannon.

We arrived in Ishgard in 1579; The Dragon war ends 1580
We arrive in Kugane and Liberate Ala Mihgo in 1581 5 months later
The Battle of Gymlet Dark occurs 1582
We are spirited Away in 1583 we return 6 months later
In 1585 We fight the battle of Paglth'an; later that year travel to Thanavir and the moon; Garlean Civil war is ended
In 1586 we travel to the 13th
In 1588 we travel to Tural.

Would you mind if I stole your headcannon?

[Brandr]

My personal headcannon, or maybe more accurately saying, is how I RP my Warrior of Light, is that he is a huge airhead.
Like, all the big "blah blah blah"s Scions say, all complicated political stuff, and they ask WoL what we think about and we just answer *Nods*.

WoL was thinking "what these guys are talking about? And who is giant cat woman? Wuk what? Whatever... Damn, please, anyone, summon a primal so I can get out of here....Ooh, a new minion!"

Also, WoL doesn't think they are as strong as they actually are.
"I just fought a catdog and it was really hard!" points at Ifrit corpse.

[Brandr]

Ninth is the world of FFIX and eugenics was practiced in the Mist continent.

That's why we only the usual races in Alexandria and in Treno.
The more interesting races were persecuted and went extinct or ran away from the Mist continent

[Ignatyus]

The adventurer business is a sustainable business. And although Sharlayan has the best schools, the Eorzean schools are also excellent.

After hundreds of thousands of children were orphaned by the Calamity, the Eorzean Alliance invested large sums of money to found boarding schools throughout the Realm. Since then, every child has the right to study poetics (including languages), mathematics, mnemonics, philosophy, law, lore, esotericism, etc..., and also learn the basics of combat in the Hall of Novice (which is also part of the program, for those who wish to pursue a career as adventurers).

The subjects are provided to the Realm's schools by Rowena's House of Splendors, as soon as their paid researchers decipher and unravel the knowledge of the allagan tomestones that adventurers are able to unearth.

In this way, young people study the same subjects that the ancient allagan studied/created in the past. And that's why our WoL (perhaps one of those orphans) has so much knowledge in operating allagan machines.

He/she (and other adventurers) is now supplying allagan tomestones to Rowena, so that new children can become adventurers in the future (and acquire some equipment in the process).