This is why this game should'nt get a parse

[MoroMurasaki]

Don't you get it, Moro?! We are worse than Moogle quests!

Oh crap, my bad. I am a toxic elitist who is the Scourge of Eorzea, trash talking every non-orange player in even the most casual content. I tell everyone I raise to uninstall the game and force my cohealer to carry the brunt of the healing so that I can have my own orange parses.

I mean, that last part is actually a little true, but yeah...

[Tridus]

Oh crap, my bad. I am a toxic elitist who is the Scourge of Eorzea, trash talking every non-orange player in even the most casual content. I tell everyone I raise to uninstall the game and force my cohealer to carry the brunt of the healing so that I can have my own orange parses.

You'll be the final boss of the next expansion and can only be damaged by healer DPS spells?

I mean, that last part is actually a little true, but yeah...

Does that make me the forum princess healer to your elitist healer?

[MoroMurasaki]

Does that make me the forum princess healer to your elitist healer?

I don't know, you seem awfully good at not dying/keeping others alive to be a forum princess healer. Those guys are usually total crap.

See? Elitist. ;D