This is why this game should'nt get a parse

[PArcher]

And I hold no qualms about people with parsers getting blamed when you're not supposed to be doing it in the first place. SE's just allowing it because they know damn well they cant stop everyone, instead only threatening to drop the hammer if you act like an asshole with the information you collect through it

Even Yoshi-P has said that you can use parsers; just do not harass people with them.