Oh DPS, how I love thee. Let me count the ways...

1. If you’re not in a static and find yourself in a group with a tank that tanks, first go roll a tank of your very own.

2. STFU, put your head down and just do your jerb... If you really cared about tank dps, you should go git gud and show everyone how a “real” tank does it.

3. Rick James would say: “EFF yo dps logs!” If you were playing for fun, you would turn that trash off and grind out your duty assignments. Nobody made you roll dps and only you care about the size of your dps e-peen.

4. Stop whining and crying about your awesome dps queue times.

Signed,
I’m having a blasty blast — you’re not.