Just realized something: FFXIV is a terrible DPS player's DREAM come true...

[Verius_Nox]

Don't forget the secret algorithm that lets bad players frequently walk away with raid drops/ the mount.

So far this expansion alone, every whistle has gone to the player who sat there dead most of the fight, and every Ala Mhigo mount has gone to the player who ate every mechanic.

So yeah, even though it's anecdotal, right now the score is 100% chance.