Would you like an in-game parser?

[Reynhart]

Was your static having trouble meeting DPS checks?

I don't know. The last one made us stop at phase 1 of Thordan EX if we can't switch early enough for him (I don't remember the exact %)...and asked us to wipe on Seph EX as soon as one DPS died.
The previous one...well DPS obssession wasn't his only flaw, so...

You mentioned you don't want a parser to be forced on you, the static isn't forced on you either, that's your choice and yet you like to stick to it. #Makesnosense.

The static stopped. Hint : I'm not the only one tired of hearing "check your DPS" during learning tries of extreme primals.

[Kezy_Kaatapoh]

I don't know. The last one made us stop at phase 1 of Thordan EX if we can't switch early enough for him (I don't remember the exact %)...and asked us to wipe on Seph EX as soon as one DPS died.
The previous one...well DPS obssession wasn't his only flaw, so...

The static stopped. Hint : I'm not the only one tired of hearing "check your DPS" during learning tries of extreme primals.

Honestly, the stories you're providing have more to do with those people than parsers themselves. I understand having bad experiences, and I'm sorry you dealt with that, but as the old saying goes, "don't shoot the messenger," cause that's all a parser ever is: a messenger.