why are minion drops so rare?

[zosia]

LoL at people saying "you need to work for it!" with something RNG related. One person will get it on the first go, man, he sure worked hard for it. Another won't see it even after 1000 runs. He should just shut up and work harder for it, the filthy freeloader! Give me a break. RNG is not, never was and never will be hard or difficult. It is dumb luck and nothing else, completely independant of and unrelated to any actual work or effort you put in the game. Nobody is 'special' for having a rare minion, nor is anyone 'impressed' by you having one. It doesn't mean you're skilled at the game at all. It means you just had dumb luck and nothing else.

you don't need good rng to get most of these rare minions, just enough sense to buy them over fighting rng.