Quote Originally Posted by TheFatHousecat View Post
And that is, in fact, literally what they are. You just don't like the particulars of how they deal damage or what their damage-dealing looks like.
Wait, pets do damage now? Stop the press, this is the first time I've heard of that!

Truth be told though, our pets deal only a third of the overall damage. Most of it is from DoTs and abilities like Fester. Their low recast times and their relatively weak damage will not make them contenders for MVP.