Make a job sound really boring

[Arkenne]

War: Smash shit
BLM: Blow shit up
SMN: Make something else blow shit up
PLD: Flash shit in peoples eyes
WHM: Fix all the shit
SCH: Make something else fix all the shit
BRD: Sing about shit
DRG: Poke shit
MNK: Punch shit
NIN: Cut shit up

This one made all the jobs look intersting again :¬|

[Slirith]

Ninja: Hang on guys, I got this -POSE- -POSE- -SNEEZE- -BUNNY- NOOOOO!

Laughed hard at this

[Saseal]

This one made all the jobs look intersting again :¬|

:x;;;; oops

[Purrfectstorm]

War: Smash shit
BLM: Blow shit up
SMN: Make something else blow shit up
PLD: Flash shit in peoples eyes
WHM: Fix all the shit
SCH: Make something else fix all the shit
BRD: Sing about shit
DRG: Poke shit
MNK: Punch shit
NIN: Cut shit up

I think this is the best one so far. Let me try.

Tanks: Waiting to see if DPS can dodge. Waiting to see if healers will heal you. Waiting for the OT to provoke off you. Waiting to switch back so you can wait some more.
Healers: Waiting for someone to take damage. Waiting for someone to die because they can't dodge. Waiting to cast Medica 2 right before adds spawn to liven things up a little.
DPS: Waiting for the tank to get up the courage to initiate the fight. Waiting for the tank to stop his or her pull so you can start mashing buttons. Waiting for the healer to raise you when a mob sneezes on you.

[Shadray]

Drg : /p res please

[Brightshadow]

White Mages: Are Priest
Scholars: They use some fairies.

[Kaela]

SCH til lvl40: I'm sorry that you're heavy/poisoned/etc... I saw a WHM and even CNJ go by about 5 minutes ago
MNK: you will be annoyed at your tank, especialy if hes a bit fidgety. you will also wonder why you didnt choose NIN
WAR: do you have 9 fingers on one hand to keep moving while spamming overpower? if not you may as well rage and blame the DPS now.
WHM: waiting to heal.... still 95% health.... still waiting.... zzzz.... OH GOD HES AT 10% BENEDICTION

New version:
BLM: blame the dodging
BRD: blame the casters
MNK: blame the tank/position
NIN: blame the lag
SMN: blame the pet
SCH: blame the lack of skills
WHM: blame the bard
WAR: blame the TP
PLD: blame the DPS

I dunno why, I laughed harder at this than I should of.

[Divine_Intervention]

Bard: Toss bits of stick with another stick with a string. Sometimes take out another bit of stick with more strings and touch those strings.

Paladin: Open every fight with a Frisbee, then make sure everything is looking at you.

Dragoon: Jump around! Jump around! Get up, get up, cuz you're down!

SCH: Do geometry.

Black Mage: Make things warm, cool them off. Make things warm, cool them off.

White Mage: Earth...Wind...Water...crap...still two elements short of Captain Planet.

Summoner: CHANNEL THE MIGHT OF THE PRIMALS! THE EIKONS! THE AEONS! THE ESPERS! THE...wait...why is it the size of a goat?

Warrior: TOMAHAWK!....and now my axe is over there.

Ninja: Hang on guys, I got this -POSE- -POSE- -SNEEZE- -BUNNY- NOOOOO!

Monk: This hand, Wax on. This hand, Wax off.

War: Smash shit
BLM: Blow shit up
SMN: Make something else blow shit up
PLD: Flash shit in peoples eyes
WHM: Fix all the shit
SCH: Make something else fix all the shit
BRD: Sing about shit
DRG: Poke shit
MNK: Punch shit
NIN: Cut shit up

These two posts made me chuckle. The blackmage warm stuff one made me chuckle a lot. Good chuckle muscle exercises

Monk - Building my staaa-acks, building my staaaa-ac - oh, nvm, it's gone.

[Kallera]

NIN:you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round...
MNK: this is true love we're makin...
BLM:Everyday, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say...
BRD: Brave Sir Robin ran away...bravely ran away away...
PLD: *nes punch out theme*

[Kayokane]

Legacy THM: You're Not a DPS You're a Healer (And forever have I been stuck with the title of AFK Healer for it)