Make a job sound really boring

[Hyrist]

Ok... going to have my own twist on this, and post bored reactions to the jobs.

PLD: "One, Two, Three, One, Two, Three... oh... was I supposed to use a cooldown... meh."
WAR: "I'm... counting two higher than Paladin... wee."
MNK: "... I really should be playing Street Fighter right now..."
NIN: "I swear if I see that bunny one more time..."
DRG: "Can I have a Raise again? I swear I won't fall asleep and die this time."
BRD: "Man... I wish I was a DAMAGE class..."
BLM: "... I never thought I'd get bored with Mass Murder... but here I am."
SMN: "... I have more fun playing pokemon"
WHM: "Oh look, the DRG's down again... I don't want to Res him. You do it, Scholar."
SCH: "Me? ... nah, I have to heal this PLD that stood in the bad without a cooldown again."
AST: "Don't look at me, I just got here and I'm already sick of you people."
DRK: "IMBATMAN, IMBATMAN, IMBATMAN...... MP Please? ... IMBATMAN!!!"
MCH: "... Do I really have to use the support drone again?"

[myahele]

SCH: Follow Tank then afk since your fair will do all the healing

[Laughlyn]

>.<

[xanmoas]

Dark knight - Darkness, Attack, Darkness, Attack... no wait thats FF4

[Catwho]

WAR: Overpower all the things. Over and over again.
PLD: Rage of Halone all the things. Over and over again.
White Mage: Cure cure cure cure out of MP again.
Bard: Shoot shoot shoot shoot mage's ballad and there goes my DPS....
Black Mage: "Interrupted."
Dragoon: Stab stab stab dangit the tank let it spin let me START OVER
Monk: Punch punch punch dangit the tank let it spin haha poor dragoon
Ninja: Stab stab stab dangit it went after the black mage let me START OVER...
SCH: DANGIT EOS *resummons*
SMN: DANGIT GARUDA *resummons*

[Lostwind1783]

PLD- 1, 2, 3, tab annnnnd 1, 2, 3, tab annnnnd 1...
WAR- 1, 2, 3, tab annnnnd 1, 4, 5, tab annnnnd overpower, overpower, overpower annnd switching to pld.
WHM- Can I dps please please? Wait, healing doesn't auto cancel cleric? Switching to SCH.
SCH- Ahhh, poor man's SMN with responsibilities.
NIN- Press buttons, do damage while doing useful things.
DRG- Press buttons, do damage while doing not useful things and getting animation locked.
MNK- Press buttons, make sure you move a lot to insure you might be doing damage useful things.
SMN- Press buttons in slower fashion, and split your attention between so many things you'd rather play BLM.
BLM- Press the 1 and 2 buttons whilst standing still.
BRD- Press buttons while being able to move around, not need to be anywhere specific, and still do useful things.

Wait...

[MrSmiley]

Summoner: all your spells are colored blobs and so are your summons...wait a sec

[DarkStar]

DRG: Jump around like a neurotic jackrabbit.

MNK: Pretend you know Kung Fu.

NIN: Get harrassed by a little face-hugging rabbit repeatedly.

BRD: Steal hate from the tank, then get shouted at for not singing.

BLM: Use half the elemental wheel, then wonder why WHM got the other half.

SMN: Poison enemies and then sit back and wonder why there's a colored blob following you around and trying to hurt the things you hurt.

WHM: Try to save the suicidal idiots who refuse to move out of AoEs while wondering why you have half the elemental wheel.

SCH: /follow the tank and let your Fairy do all the work.

PLD: Hit the same three buttons over and over again, maybe pop a cooldown or something every so often.

WAR: Just spam one ability 24/7, and then shout at the NIN or the BRD for not restoring your TP.

[Kikoten]

I'm gonna flip it. I wanna make all the jobs sound interesting again!

WAR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdY7NMWhLc

PLD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOsMXrM6Br0

MNK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8DQgr2KNmU

BRD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywxm6zLEjFY

BLM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXa-cyLKC0

SCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbzRrD2KA4g

DRG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCPDSc65yk

[Ceodore]

Dragoons: Jump to your death

Monks: It's Hammer Time

Ninjas: Get dizzy

Bards: Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Summoners: Even Edward and Alphonse managed to summoned something better than chicken nuggets

Black Mages: Boom goes the Dynamite!

Scholars: Fairies will forever be known as being annoying

White Mages: Given a mount better suited for cell phone games

Paladins: Into fisting

Warriors: I think they need less fiber...


Dark Knights: Is it really just a flesh wound?

Machinist: Actually bad with machines

Arcanist: Always playing with their orbs