Bard: Toss bits of stick with another stick with a string. Sometimes take out another bit of stick with more strings and touch those strings.

Paladin: Open every fight with a Frisbee, then make sure everything is looking at you.

Dragoon: Jump around! Jump around! Get up, get up, cuz you're down!

SCH: Do geometry.

Black Mage: Make things warm, cool them off. Make things warm, cool them off.

White Mage: Earth...Wind...Water...crap...still two elements short of Captain Planet.

Summoner: CHANNEL THE MIGHT OF THE PRIMALS! THE EIKONS! THE AEONS! THE ESPERS! THE...wait...why is it the size of a goat?

Warrior: TOMAHAWK!....and now my axe is over there.

Ninja: Hang on guys, I got this -POSE- -POSE- -SNEEZE- -BUNNY- NOOOOO!

Monk: This hand, Wax on. This hand, Wax off.