Make a job sound really boring

[Selli]

White Mage: Heal.
Scholar: Heal + "obedient" Mini Healer.
Paladin: Flash.
Warrior: Overpower.
Summoner: DoTs + DoT extending pet.
Black Mage: Roll your face on the keyboard.
Bard: Singing/fight mechanic slave.
Ninja: DoTs at melee range - DoT extending pet.
Monk: Hit things. Lose stacks. Repeat.
Dragoon: Floor expert.
Astrologian: Identity crisis. (Not quite sure if it wants to be a SCH or a WHM)
Machinist: Bard + strafing.
Dark Knight: Dragoon + leadership responsibilities.

[File2ish]

Just cause i'm bored...

pld: generic "holy knight"

war: meaty, that's it.

whm: cure 1 is used from the very start through the entire game

blm: higher tier spells aren't necesarily better.

Smn: pets arent the main source of damage.

Sch: fairy auto heals for you

Bard: let me sing you the song of my people

Monk: shoryuken spammers

Drg: lol

Nin: Naruto

[Gramul]

Anything: Sit at a computer and mash buttons till you're done.

[Zorvan]

Ruin...Ruin...Ruin...Ruin...Ruin...*ding!*...Ruin II...Ruin II...Ruin II...

[Xieveral]

You heal.

(doesn't matter what class, the task of healing bores me to death)

[kyuven]

NIN: Put the pointy ends in the bad guys
PLD: Get hit while putting the pointy end in the bad guys
BRD: Sing stupid songs and put pointy sticks in the bad guys
DRG: Put the long pointy end in the bad guys
WAR: Whack the bad guys with the sharp end, and get hit back
MNK: Punch things.
WHM: Make the bars fill up.
BLM: Make the bars empty. Then fill. then empty.
SCH: Play second fiddle to a fairy.
SMN: Play second fiddle to a bird.
MCH: Stab things with bullets.
AST: Make people feel better by playing cards.
DRK: Put the big pointy end in the bad guy and be emo while doing it.

[MicahZerrshia]

your dragoon is wrong.

dragoon: dead

Nope that's ninja. Dragoons are far more likely to be poking things after the 3rd time the nin has been raised

[MicahZerrshia]

whm/sch: My job is to HEAL, so I'm going to sit here and do absolutely nothing since you don't need to be healed...oh look at whats new on Netflix!

[Terin]

That's actually exciting. Try again.

Completely off-topic, but I *REALLY* dig the Au Ra in your sig! Very different to any I've seen people making!

[Waffilicious]

Mnk: rage about losing GL always
DRG: rage about animation lock death
BRD: rage about people asking songs
NIN: rage about bunny
WAR: rage about not having tp
PLD: rage about not getting heals
WHM: rage about not having mp
SCH: rage about eos aggroing
SMN rage about pet dieing
BLM: rage about having to dodge