Make a job sound really boring

[AnaviAnael]

Astrologian: Go play solitaire.

[Elysaine]

Scholar in low level dungeons. Hope you don't mind I brought Eos along for the ride. She needs to practise her healing skills while I'll go to the library to read some Tolkien Gandalf style.

[BunnyChain]

WHM: Cure II, Cure II, Cure II, *out of mana*, /doze
PLD: 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ... Flash! 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ... /doze
SCH: /summon 1 /follow <t> /afk (/doze)

[Altijacek]

Punching things over and over is fun.

[nuyu11]

Bard... My DPS is low Because I love Karaoke ... ♪ ♫ ♯ ►
That's my rotation.

[CGMidlander]

SMN:

[Kikoten]

SCH: Read a book

WHM: Come, meditate with me

PLD: 0 Damage

WAR: 0 Damage +1

DRG: Swing a lance

BRD: Support-DPS! Wait a minute...

BLM: Sleep adds plz

SMN: Arcanist 2.0

NIN: TP battery

DRK: Paladin without a shield

(Astrologian): Pick a card, any card

(Machinist): Turrets plz

MNK: Stay behind targets

[dekal]

Lmao. This is such nice thread lol. Tanking is fun. I just wish heals wouldn't aggro.

[Cherie]

Astrologian: Let's pull out the old card table and play cards with grandma and grandpa.
Machinist: I used to fix cars for a living, but then I went to night school...well, I dropped out, oh nvm, I just shoot people now.
Dark Knight: I was going to see Zorro at the theater, but then some guy killed my parents and now I have a affinity for bats for some reason.

[Cyrus-Wallace]

PLD: 0 Damage

WAR: 0 Damage +1

I died. This is too accurate.

I wonder if DRK's gonna be 1-2-3 too.