Will you join me and my Miq'ote family for a celebratory Elezen Ear-Lobe Fricassee this weekend? I hear that the harvest has been excellent this year. Nyah!While they are at it, they need to remove:
- Tree Toad Legs, the poor toads returned to the wild in wheelchairs is heartbreaking
- Finger Sandwiches, cutting off people's fingers is just wrong
- Princess Pudding, who in their right mind is OK with pudding being made from princesses?
- Deviled Eggs, I like my eggs scrambled with no Satan
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