Quote Originally Posted by StouterTaru View Post
While they are at it, they need to remove:
  • Tree Toad Legs, the poor toads returned to the wild in wheelchairs is heartbreaking
  • Finger Sandwiches, cutting off people's fingers is just wrong
  • Princess Pudding, who in their right mind is OK with pudding being made from princesses?
  • Deviled Eggs, I like my eggs scrambled with no Satan
Will you join me and my Miq'ote family for a celebratory Elezen Ear-Lobe Fricassee this weekend? I hear that the harvest has been excellent this year. Nyah!